america: 1
UK: 0
the queen
wow your queen has her panties in a bunch
probably because her tea was too salty
you know
AFTER WE THREW IT IN THE BOSTON HARBOr
Man, that meat sure does look fatty,
it’s probably a metaphor for your countries rampant obesity

(About the initial post, if a book were written by a caveman that said cavemen were smarter then modern scientists, we would all agree that he had a bias, really this is just a sign of bad programming, it wouldn’t be hard for the spell correction to use geolocating to find what country the word is being typed in an adjust appropriately, but it really comes down to grammar, and America got it wrong… all of it.)
(via saladburps)
Source: the-vashta-nerada
Trans boys are ridiculously cute
Truth facts.
[Submitted by: notanightlight
Misters Stark and Banner are reminded that although we have allowed them personal use of one of the helicarrier labs, this does not make it their “Super Secret Fort of Science.” It is not improved by pillow structures. Your IQ does not have to be over 140 points to enter. And it has no secret password.
Aside from the S.H.I.E.L.D. issued one.]
(via classygentlemann)
Source: memosfromfury
Yet it still remains synonymous with “The belief that men are the scum of the earth, and are only useful for making babies.”
Humanism is the radical notion that Humans are are people, and that’s pretty swell.
(via morrrisssey)
Source: shelbybwown
- desired future employer: one art, please
- me: /art
- desired future employer: /buckets of money
- me: thank
Source: fwips
“The Etiquette Lesson: There are things we all should and should not do. Save lives versus taking them, preserve evidence as opposed to destroying it… well, you get the idea. And now, lessons in politeness and appropriateness from Captain America and Deadpool…” - Baby’s First Deadpool Book.
Totally with Deadpool on this shit.
(via puny-gods)
Source: puny-gods
how to make delicious chocolate milkshake
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
Source: dysenterygay




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[Submitted by: notanightlight
Misters Stark and Banner are reminded that although we have allowed them personal use of one of the helicarrier labs, this does not make it their “Super Secret Fort of Science.” It is not improved by pillow structures. Your IQ does not have to be over 140 points to enter. And it has no secret password.
Aside from the S.H.I.E.L.D. issued one.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ru9z378C1r45jjpo1_1280.jpg)
